My Good Clean Fun Blogger of the Week Kelley's Breakroom is ready to give it to you! And that's why I love her so much. She's offbeat and hysterically funny! You never know quite what to expect when you visit Kelley's blog -- and I mean that in a good way! She tackles a variety of topics, but always with her signature, quirky flair. Read on and you'll see what I mean!
Wow! I feel so clean just being in here. It smells like Bath & Body Works with all of these bubbles and bars of soap everywhere. Please, please watch your step when you go to leave this site. It is slippery in here! A reader just before you fell down and bruised her dang hip. I told her to watch out, but she insisted on waltzing around the blog like a nincompoop inside a ballroom and before you knew it – BAM!! I am sure she will return because how could a person resist coming back over to Melinda’s blog time and time again? It is full of fun and uplifting information…and bubbles!
Keep in mind that you can also come to this blog for one additional reason- a bath. From now on, if I don’t have a time for a bath (and really, who does?), I am just going to click over to Melinda’s blog and read it for a while. When I’m done, I will feel like I have just taken a bath without having to deal with the hassle of turning on the water, adjusting the temperature, finding a towel, getting my waterproof microphone, situating the shower mat, placing my made-for-the-bathtub crayons/markers in an easy-to-reach spot, etc. I may still SMELL like the inside of an aardvark’s hot mouth when he first wakes up, but I will FEEL refreshed and ready for my day. That’s all I need! My shampoo can take a hike!
Are you still here? Yay! You see…if you were to hop on over to my blog’s neck-o’-the-woods, that kind of nonsense is what you’d find. The kind of nonsense that involves me taking a simple topic and turning it into a random story or song. So, if you are still reading, perhaps we are a good match! Melinda suggested that I tell you all a bit about my blog, so here's the scoop: I began writing "Kelley's Break Room" in January 2010 and had intentions of being a “mommy blogger”. I was going to write about my two sons so that family could keep up-to-date on their little lives and any interested and/or paid readers could follow along, too. That gradually changed as I realized those weren't my children but my neighbors kids**, I was running out of funds and I began finding other topics that I wanted to bring up, such as people invading your personal space, my gym anxiety, my horrid hearing loss, my milk addiction, elevators, unexpected guests, carpool lanes and overlooked birthday party venues. Along with random topics, I began to introduce some fun monthly features all up in the Break Room, including an interactive game called "Captcha Balderdash" that I first saw on Striking Keys (come over and play on Monday!!), renditions of a VERY popular beer commercial that I now call "Underappreciated Ladies of Industry" (featured so far have been "Ms. Salad Bar Stocker Lady" and "Ms. Wal-Mart Greeter & Receipt Highlighter") and alternate lyrics to popular songs. So far I have totally destroyed songs by Katy Perry("The Di Giorno Girls") and Kings of Leon ("Steak on Fire"). How's that for a blog summary?
So, I do hope after you have finished taking your bath here at Melinda's (mmmmm, you smell good!), you will come visit me! I have a vending machine full of Coke, TONS of quarters and a lone orange chair just waiting for you to sit in it.
**I do have two handsome, sweet, funny sons. I love them with all of my heart even though I don't write about them specifically on my silly blog.**
Now go visit Kelley's blog and show her some comment love!